South Park Cartman Real Fake Beach Towel

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  • Made of: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
  • Machine wash cold with like colors at no more than 86ºF (30ºC). Don't use bleach and don't dry-clean. It's best to hang-dry, but tumble-drying can be used on a low cycle if necessary.

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Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.

For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman

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