Top 10 Towelie Gifts - Towelie Gift Guide

Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you're looking for a Towelie-themed holiday sweater, blanket, or unique Towelie-inspired collectibles, our Top 10 Towelie Gifts Gift Guide has something for every fan. Elevate the gift-giving experience for Towelie's biggest fans and shop fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and more.

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweaterSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

No matter where you roam this holiday season, don't forget to bring a towel! Featuring Towelie within a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny on the back, this cosy South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweater also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • High-quality knitted sweater. The hilarious design is fully knitted right into the sweater.
  • Made of: 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
  • Care: Machine wash cold, with like colours. Hang to dry.
  • Additional information: Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Give back: One tree is planted for every sweater made!

South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

2. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves or soaking up the summer sunshine, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer!
  • Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return.

    South Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! FigureSouth Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure

    3. South Park Exclusive Towelie Funko Pop! Figure Featuring Steven McTowelie

    The South Park Shop's Exclusive Limited Edition Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure shows Towelie's alter ego / author Steven McTowelie from Season 10, Episode 5 of South Park, "A Million Little Fibres," which first aired on April 19, 2006. The figure stands approximately 4" tall from the top of his hat to the bottom of his feet, and comes in the classic Funko display box, complete with a South Park Shop exclusive sticker of authenticity. This exclusive Funko Pop! Figure is available in strictly-limited quantities only at the South Park Shop, so don't miss out!

    • Approximately 4" tall vinyl figure
    • Includes a South Park Shop exclusive sticker on box
    • Ages 3+ - WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - Not intended for children under 36 months

    Looking for more? Don't miss the Steven McTowelie Bundle, featuring the exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure, plus our exclusive 3D puff print Towelie T-Shirt and a heavyweight metal Towelie Bottle Opener. Shop the bundle here!

    Please note:

    • Customers may purchase up to 3 units per order of this item.
    • All sales are final on this exclusive figure. No returns and no cancellations.
    • Please see our special Funko exclusive FAQ for more details on this exclusive product.

    This product ships to the UK and internationally. 

    • To place an order for the US, click here.
    • To place an order for Canada, click here.
    • To place an order for the EU, click here.

    South Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie "You're A Towel" Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

    4. South Park Towelie You're A Towel Short Sleeve T-Shirt

    Inspired by South Park's favourite towel, this South Park Towelie Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect tee for bingeing on South Park or satisfying your munchies with pot pie.

    PRODUCT DETAILS:

    • You can't go wrong with a classic! This 100% cotton tee will soon become your new favorite shirt to where anywhere you go.
    • Made of: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
    • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
    • Additional Information: This shirt features short set-in sleeves and a seamless rib knit collar.

    South Park Towelie Premium BackpackSouth Park Towelie Premium Backpack

    5. South Park Towelie Premium Backpack

    Students, travelers, and workers alike will love upgrading their accessories game with this South Park Towelie Premium Backpack. With a spacious interior and Towelie as the main design, this backpack holds all of your daily essentials in one classic place.


    • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
    • Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm).
    • Made Of: 100% polyester.
    • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

    South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded SweatshirtSouth Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

    6. South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

    Immerse yourself in the South Park Towelie Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. The best looking hoodie in town, this premium all over print sweatshirt features a camouflage design with the ever popular character from South Park, Towelie!

    • This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit and it's perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.
    • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small. We recommend ordering 1-2 sizes up for a baggier fit.
    • Made Of: 70% polyester - 27% cotton - 3% elastane.
    • Care: Machine wash cold - inside-out - on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

    South Park Towelie Collegiate T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt

    7. South Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt

    The South Park Towelie Collegiate T-Shirt is designed with a classic and timeless collegiate inspired design, offering a comfortable and casual feel. 

    • Made of: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Pre-shrunk fabric

    South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush RobeSouth Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

    8. South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

    Show off your love for Towelie while you relax in this South Park Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe! This soft and luxurious robe is perfect to lounge in as you watch your favorite South Park episodes. Featuring a hood, tie, and two pockets, this cozy robe makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays!

    PRODUCT DETAILS:

    • This officially licensed plush character robe is perfect for lounging and will be an instant favorite for South Park fans everywhere!
    • Care: Machine wash cold delicate cycle. Only non chlorine bleach when needed. Line dry. Warm iron if necessary. Do not dry clean.
    • Material: 100% Polyester

    South Park Towelie Wanna Get High Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Towelie Wanna Get High Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

    9. South Park Towelie Wanna Get High Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

    Featuring your favourite blazed towel, this comfortable South Park Towelie Tri-Blend T-Shirt lets you take a trip to Tegridy Farms in style. No matter where you decide to unwind, this South Park Towelie t-shirt lets you take your favourite South Park character with you anywhere.

    PRODUCT DETAILS:

    • This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
    • Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
    • Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
    • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
    • Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home